How gay am I?

Apparently. . .this gay:

20-29"BEIGE CARGO PANTS"

You are the Average Joe. You are gay, you like guys, you don't have a lisp or a limp wrist. You, basically, go good with everything. You are usually shy and unassuming, but once you get to know someone, you are typically the life of the party and everybody loves you. The thought of drinking a beer and hanging out at the beach with friends is just as appealing to you as watching an "I Love Lucy" marathon on Nick-at-Nite. You are Mister Go-To Guy when ther is nothing to do because everyone knows that you are reliable and fun to hang out with. The "Heels and Punps" guy thinks you are boring.